poop on a budget

Pooping with little to no toilet paper to use.

I hate shitting at work. I always have to poop on a budget since the Mexicans can't seem to restock the toilet paper.

by bikelikemadd September 6, 2012

pushing the budget

Going further than anticipated or calculated

Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"

by PJay 2.2 December 2, 2020

Boning on a budget

The act of sexual intercourse which you avoid pregnancy because child’s are expensive

Meagan says, “come on we’re boning on a budget sister”

by Kittylover200 February 24, 2021

Wine taste with a beer budget

When you want something more extravagant then your bank account allows.

Buyer - I really want that new car, will you take $5,000?
Salesman - no sir that's not enough money, looks like you have a wine taste with a beer budget.

by Colemanusn December 1, 2014

Badger Answer

When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.

Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"

Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."

Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"

by YouLikeTheWayIPostitRex May 15, 2009

Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

by The Baaadger September 14, 2011

badgerbong

The act of getting badgered.

DOOOOD lets go to the badgerbong. We'll get badgered!

by yprime January 7, 2012