The act of philosophically sleeping on the floor. Typically a person engaged in brianing places thier forehand on ones jawline.
You were brianing so hard last night.
by Fbleroux April 19, 2018

Brian Hicks is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair. Brian Hicks is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress.
by NBreezii June 5, 2019

Look at this balloon lipped baboon Brian. Atleast if my tire goes flat I can make it home with his upper lip.
by Clarkson Kentsith November 22, 2021

Is a meal deal maniac. He eats a lot and eats and eats, pens are often stuck up his crack hole when it's open during most of his classes.
by BMPT July 5, 2019

A friendly giant with a killer singing voice. Frequently seen running the local slums. Probably has like 33 houses.
by friendlyneighborhoodrenter November 29, 2021

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago
by tom brian February 6, 2017

Brian can either be a total sweetheart or a complete asswipe. He may try to take advantage of you, but you know better. Some Brians are amazing people unless you're Brian Espinoza. Then a lot of people hate you.
by tombradycantcatch November 6, 2018
