Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are on the toilet taking a shit while giving a blowjob to your cousin.

My mom walked in on me giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin, I wasn't invited to Easter that year.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

Chumpidy Blumpkin

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.

Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!

by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

blumpkin

when your sucking when he's pooping

what are you doing tonight? oh, i'm getting a blumpkin from my maid

by lompy March 26, 2020

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018

blueface blumpkin

getting head while inside a skido can. when yku drop one it splashes the blue liquid onto the chicks face

taylor was giving a blueface blumpkin in the skido can at u pull it for five bucks.

by Suka may korncob July 8, 2025