baking up

To start the day by smoking a joint
aka wake and bake

The best part of waking up is baking up!
Wake and bake, man! That's my entire philosophy!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 25, 2009

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

baking cookies

getting extremely baked

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.

by sssssc August 14, 2006

bajingle

When a woman gives a blowjob upside down (perhaps in a handstand position) and gets jizz in her nose, forcing her to stand up and ferociously snot out the semen into her hand.

Yo, I heard that girl Andrea got a serious bloody nose after John bajingled her.

by Shmode December 19, 2007

Bajingle Boy

A feminine guy, guy who is either too pansy to admit his feelings for a girl or just plain lacks male reproductive organs

Hey look who shows up, Sabeeh the bajingle boy

by The Princess August 6, 2007

Biting The Board

Also referred to as a nasty spill, fall or a trip. Past Tense: Bit The Board

I bit the board falling off a swing one time impressing this girl.

by Nightcrawler March 26, 2003

Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.

My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.

by oneflipflop January 16, 2009