Listens like a brick 

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

Listens like a brick by James Fraser January 31, 2008

here comes the brick

Meaning "You will shit a brick when you hear this next thing I'm going to say."

Billy: I just watched The Sixth Sense, and you better put on your Depends because here comes the brick, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Timmy: Lemme guess, you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

Billy: How'd you know that?

here comes the brick by indiancorn November 12, 2009

Tear a Brick 

The act of defecation. Pooping.

Bob couldn’t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.

Tear a Brick by Memesareawesome May 7, 2018

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot 

When you wish for someone to be in pure agony.

Guy A: "Rot in the fiery depths of Hell and burn into a crisp!"
Guy B: "I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot."
Guy A: "You faggot. Don't talk to me ever again."

I hope you step on a Lego brick barefoot by Overstored Milk February 24, 2015

Canadian Brick 

A fifteen pack of beer

"Hey, let's go pick up a Canadian Brick and get shitfaced eh."

Canadian Brick by Burt&Curt November 2, 2009

Gold Brick 

A formal title given to a person who puts forth abosoutely no effort and contributes in no way to a group.

Also referred to as a labor pussy.

The entire Tunnel crew got Gold Brick this year..again
Vanderberg is such a Gold Brick

Gold Brick by Peter Bang November 19, 2004

built like a brick shithouse

1. having to do with a strong and well built person(usually a male)

2. having to do with a beautiful and curvaceous woman

He may be built like a brick shithouse but he does not always think before he acts.

built like a brick shithouse by Light Joker December 17, 2006