closed book

a guy/girl who doesn't let anyone read them or cant let anyone read them. possibly thought their ex was 'the one' and went over a bad breakup and left thinking they were the best they ever had.

Mike: Dude I dig her but she's a closed book.
Joe: Forget about it man her loss, there's other fish in the sea.

by johnnyplaylax July 3, 2010

nigger book

A book that contains all of the essentials to becoming the perfect nigger. This this is the bible of the african race.

Brandon Howarth asked me if he could by a nigger book off of me so he could become a bigger nigger.

by G-Ramma December 24, 2007

slam book

A spiral notebook with the name of a jr. or sr. high girl (usually) written on the top line. The books is passed around among classmates who write nasty things (slam) on the page under the girl's name.

La Nadra Moore

Ho' Lez Thief

She's a bitch. Stole my Tyrone.

Got chlamydia and who knows what.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

Punk-Ass Book Jockies

Librarians. Also Library.

(as defined by Parks & Recreation on NBC)

"Take that, punk-ass book jockies!"

by advs89 October 5, 2011

Reading a book

Code word for stroking your shaft

Vicky: Kaiden what the hell is taking you so long to get dressed.

Kaiden: sorry I was reading a book

by fayschullshot May 31, 2010

herd book

An antiquated term for a phone book.

I need a plumber, but I'm old and I don't know how to use the internet. Can I borrow your herd book?

by Michael Giraffe November 2, 2009

dead-book

A body in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".

Bubber, you're too drunk to drive, you'll end up in the dead-book.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010