Blanker 

The white person equivalent of the N word

Go back to where you came from, blanker!

Blanker by Bagelnine July 22, 2023

wanker blanker 

a wanker is a penis and a wanker blanker is a girl who has no sex appeal.

Miley Cyrus is a wanker blanker.

wanker blanker by el ga December 1, 2013

Blunkettisation 

From "Blunkett".
- "Blunkettised"

1) The mental state invoked that a native (probably white) UK citizen ends up in when they are faced with the fear of opening their mouths to express their opinion of the apalling state of unlimited immigration & asylum in the UK.
Terriefied that some jumped-up little queen will start screaming NAZI at them for holding their opinion.
The irony being that the UK has had untill recently the priviledge of free speech... (lol).

2) When a neighbourhood or town is overwhelmed with immigrants and asylum seekers who stand around all day with nothing to do; dressed in leather jackets, chino's & bling; talking jibberish into the latest mobile phones.

1) So I'm a racist Nazi now because I object to the council buying land behind my cottage where they are going to build a camp to house hundreds of immigrants & asylum seekers for years while their declined applications are permanently lost in Gov't Bureaucracy
Shh! Can't say anything to offend!!!
I've been BLUNKETTISED.

2) Shit, the whole neighbourhood's full of asylum seekers these days - the place has been effectively BLUNKETTISED.

Blunkettisation by shocked and off the fence February 13, 2005

blunkett 

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunkett last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

blunkett by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunket Blunken 

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

Blunket Blunken by Stoneyboo May 2, 2009

blankethead 

an asshole or idiot.
someone who annoys you.

you're such a blankethead.

blankethead by keith dave June 27, 2007

blankety blank 

A verbal euphemism for swearing.

Keep your blankety blank hands off my CD's!!!

blankety blank by Jack Joplin March 11, 2008