Blowjob: The act of a Man inserting his penis into a woman's mouth, Best given rough and pleasured when the Female plays with the Ball sack whilst sucking.
Blowjob 2:
Lily sucked Adam's cock for several minutes while playing with his balls.
Lily: Swallowed Adam's cum "Mmmm!"
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Jason: "Did Alyssa Suck you or did you just jack-off?"
Carl: "Both......She was great."
Jason: "Whoa! Lucky! I heard her Breasts are heavenly..."
Carl: "They are :), I hit her G-Spot....."
Jason: "She said she likes it Rough!"
V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.
Hey baby, I just finished a half pound block of cheese. I'm ready for that V.P. Blowjob.