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army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel
I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.
by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018
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Commandeered Army

"The Royal Hand Of OUR Crown"

A Unique Military UNIT Created By KING EDDIE KING SMITH Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA To Reclaim His Kingdom From The Warring Nation Of District Of Columbia. "The Royal Army Of The Dead", Commandeered Army Is Achieved When The Most Elite Military Units Of State Commandeers It's CITIZENS Population, Arms All With Weaponry. Elite Units Swith To An Army Protect, And Command Function. Protecting It's Army At All Times. Providing It's Flash CITIZEN Army "Elite Military Protection" Making THEM A Force Of Great Power.

It's Acts Are Lawful If "Honarable Acts" As Ordered By The KING In Defense Of YOUR State, Of YOUR Nation, And Of YOUR KING.

Commandeered Army's Purpose Is To Serve WE THE PEOPLE, Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And Ensure Law Is Followed By Terminated Conservertor District Of Columbia.

Made Law Of The Land By THE KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, And THE CONSTUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On April 29, 2022.

Ages 16 - 70 Willing Patiots Loyal To THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. CITIZENS, And PEOPLE May Be Provided Arms From OUR State Armory. After Being Sworn In By: Pledge Of Alliegence, Review Of Text Of OUR: THE CONTITUTION OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Signed Agreement Of Such Is Recieved, Acknoldgement Of YOU To Return "The KING'S Weapons" Issued YOU WithIn Five Day, And Disband, And Go Home. No Unlaw Actions May Ever By Taken. Also Any "YOU" With Confirmed Kills May Keep The Guns.
I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "Son Of AmnRa" Legal KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Have Ordered Commandeered Army As Law Of OUR Lands As My "POWER TO THE PEOPLE" By As Given Me THE CONSTUTITION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, Because I KING EDDIE KING SMITH, "I Love My BONDS".
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swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades
Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011
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Red Army Rock

A Vikinglaw's Red Army member (usually Initiate-Conscript) that is a new player which has not good knowledge of the Military Simulator rules, or just want to mess around.
Yo, that Junior Conscript is a Red Army Rock he keeps Team Killing me!
I know right, we should report that Red Army Rock to a HR.
by minecraft epic gamer October 30, 2020
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Australia army cadets

The men with the hardest cocks that actually go to the army instead of becoming a flight attendant
by Sargent sheeran November 12, 2023
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Michael's army

this is the name for the 5 sos fandom, since googlre and fan accounts didn'tgave me the name for the fandom. So i'm creating a new one, your welcome
i'm the michael's army
by is already taken October 4, 2019
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