The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.
9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.
Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.
9 year old: hey you single.
other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.
9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...
Son: you single?
Mom: umm what...
Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.
9 year old: hey you single.
other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.
9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...
Son: you single?
Mom: umm what...
by JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE June 20, 2017

When you attempt to thank someone and your brain fucks up between saying "thank you" and "thanks." And you feel liking a fucking idiot.
by Every handle is already used! February 26, 2017

Donell Jones has a song called "Cool On You"
"Cool On You" means that he passes on the girl that cheated on him if she were to try to get back together.
You've heard people respond with "nah, I'm cool" before right?
For example if someone asked "wanna jump off a bridge? want some of this jalapeno? want me to try to hook you up with that fat girl?" some people would answer "nah, I'm cool" or simply "I'm cool"
which is another way of saying "I'll pass"
"want to go smoke some bud?"
"nah, I'm cool on that"
so if a girl ever asks you something like "do you like me? do you want me?" etc
if youre not feeling her you can say "I'm cool on you"
"Cool On You" means that he passes on the girl that cheated on him if she were to try to get back together.
You've heard people respond with "nah, I'm cool" before right?
For example if someone asked "wanna jump off a bridge? want some of this jalapeno? want me to try to hook you up with that fat girl?" some people would answer "nah, I'm cool" or simply "I'm cool"
which is another way of saying "I'll pass"
"want to go smoke some bud?"
"nah, I'm cool on that"
so if a girl ever asks you something like "do you like me? do you want me?" etc
if youre not feeling her you can say "I'm cool on you"
back to the song..donell jones is just saying that he doesn't even like that female anymore..he'll pass on her "i'm cool on you"
by JGuzmannn February 15, 2009

by Onroad militant April 24, 2019

a substitute phrase for 'are you serious?', whch can be modified in a number of ways, eg 'are you for cereal?' (are you for real?)
by katattack December 8, 2007

An interjection, most often used when saying something the listener does not, and often could not reasonably, know.
by Anonymous May 25, 2004

by Deathnote333 November 11, 2010
