Hampton Roads Academy

Hampton Roads Academy is utterly unremarkable, but if it had any quality that anyone gave a shit about, that quality would be stuck-up and pretentious. Collared polo shirts are mandatory in case the “Thou Shalt Be Preppy” rule wasn’t obvious enough, and freedom of self expression is just about nonexistent when it comes to the dress code—blue jeans, tee shirts with graphics on them, shorts, and hoodies, are considered “inappropriate” for school. Much of the student population are spoiled rich kids, who all seem to copy each other and only interact with those who behave the exact same way as them. It’s rare for students to go out of their way to get to know people outside of their social circle. I’ve always hated the lack of social diversity and cliquey-ness of the school, how it is just about nearly impossible to branch out of your own friend group—if you’re lucky enough to even have a friend group. The school has extreme rules, enforced by the tyrannical dean of students. Seniors used to be able to have actual freedom, like being able to go off campus for lunch, and this has been permanently taken away since the construction of the dining hall, because they need all students to pay an extra 2000 dollars a year (built into their 20,000 dollar tuition, of course!) for mediocre lunches. It’s all about public image, they don’t actually care about the feelings or happiness of the students. HRA is a business, and money and maintaining its reputation is the top priority there.

“You go to Hampton Roads Academy? Oh god, I’m so sorry.”

“Students at Hampton Roads Academy have barely any freedom, and get two hour detentions for wearing blue jeans.”

by billybobbooger January 30, 2022

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The Kingston Academy

Students in a school which is mostly referred to as as TKA. They think that they're so cool because of their ugly 'suit-like' uniforms but actually, they're all just UNCULTURED SWINES who are jealous of the neighboring school, Tiffin girls'. If anyone from TKA reads this and feels like this is unfair, then search up 'Tiffin Girls' and you'll find some really mean definitions, all written from your school.

They're the real ones who make the bus 65 smell of cheese, not TGS students, and TGS students are POG, unlike TKA ones. Also, it's just facts that TGS is better than TKA because it's a grammar school and you have to be academically really clever to get in. TKA students are just jealous.

Down with The Kingston Academy :)

Ew, The Kingston Academy building looks so weird, look at all those check patterns all over it

by like idk. May 14, 2022

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Academic Physique

A state of physical disarray and borderline obesity suffered during the university exam period where time for exercise is fundamentally limited by the need to cram unbelievable amounts of shite into your brain in order not to fail the year. Can often be traumatic, and difficult to counteract except through the medium of comfort eating, leading to a vicious circle of calorie consumption.

*A and B meet outside library for a cigarette*

A: "You're looking mighty plump today"
B: "*Sigh* Academic Physique has finally set in..."
A: "Aye."
B: "Aye."

*A and B finish smoking and return to their studies*

by JB04 April 16, 2011

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Aadev

A great guy, with a unusually big dick. He's caring and will always know what to say when you are feeling down. If u do meet him, fuck him right there.

He's an Aadev, man.

by OverGod65 August 8, 2016

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City Academy

City academy is a super ghetto school located in the center of the city is Salt Lake City. The grade range from 7-12 most people who are not 7th or 8th graders hate most 7th and 8th graders it's not a bad school but it's still very ghetto.

Is that City Academy it looks so ghetto ?

by nocityacademy January 17, 2017

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