Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.

That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.

by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009

Alaskan Fire Snapper

When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex

"Dude what are those burn marks from?"

"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."

"DUDE sweet!!"

by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009

Alaskan Thunderfuck

A secret word used to identify when a friend is holding and wants to smoke weed.

Dude i heard bill has the alaskan thunderfuck, we should go hit him up

by samithyl3itch August 4, 2009

Alaskan Transfer

see Manhattan transfer, but with ice cubes instead of feces.

O shit that stuff is cold, what do u call it

Thats an Alaskan transfer buddy

by Dirt March 29, 2004

Alaskan Throwrug

The act of ejaculating on a female's back and throwing your pre-shaved pubic hairs on the semen causing them to stick.

"you're up bro, but to warn ya, I gave her the Alaskan Throwrug."
"you asshole! you always ruin the train."

by jakeisahomo February 20, 2010

alaskan pipline

Why would u look this up u sicko

I wanna try an alaskan pipline with my other

by Frosting September 4, 2016

Alaskan Avalanche

Right as you are about to seamen in your girlfriend's hairy vagina, pull your dick out and cum in her bush. This will create a model of an avalanche.

Last night, while i was banging Sherry, i totally gave her a gnarly Alaskan Avalanche.

by CuntMonster69 May 25, 2010