A "God Block" is when you meet a girl and things are going well, until she brings up god, after which the conversation completely falls apart. Effectively playing the traditional cock block role of the fat friend.
Dude this girl was awesome; we had chemistry, she was hot, and then out of nowhere I got God Blocked. I mean seriously who asks a guy what his favorite hymn is?
by Captain Thunderblumpkin September 4, 2010
Get the God Blockmug. Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."
John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."
John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."
by MoreMagic March 7, 2008
Get the clock-blockmug. a place in mahopac that is ghetto and is more ghetto than carmel which is filled with a bunch of crackers who think they are ghetto
cramel kid: yo this place is ghetto
other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole
M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!
other carmel kid: you think this place is ghetto then go to M-block and you will get a cap busted so far up your ass you'll be whistling out your pee whole
M-block kid: yeah NIGGA!!!
by chuck norris is my idle July 24, 2008
Get the M-blockmug. When a doctor needs to visit a patient, but he is being blocked from doing so by another doctor, who is consulting with the patient for a long period of time, especially with that patient's file under his arm.
by mpott September 9, 2011
Get the doc blockmug. The act of, or, pertaining to; completely fail at courting the opposite sex, and have said plan backfire, for the amusement of others. To "cock block" yourself.
To stupidly think that because your pick up attempt with one girl didn't work, trying to hit on her best friend by insulting the first girl; and thinking the women will not share messages.
To stupidly think that because your pick up attempt with one girl didn't work, trying to hit on her best friend by insulting the first girl; and thinking the women will not share messages.
2 brothers decide to pick up two best friends. After each brother fails with the original girl they picked, they swap the girls' info and proceed to hit on the next one by insulting the previous girl. Thinking the best friends will not share the info with each other and laugh at how miserable the brothers attempts were.
Bahahaha dude those two just Mok blocked themselves
Bahahaha dude those two just Mok blocked themselves
by lemonadeizgoodshiet April 18, 2010
Get the Mok Blockmug. similiar to cock block, but from a female's point of view. It usually happens when the other girl has larger boobs.
by sftbllr101877 February 4, 2010
Get the tit blockmug. A woman who interferes with another woman's attempts to score with a guy. Similar to some definitions of cock block, except that a woman is competing for the attention of another woman's man.
Girlfriend: My roommate Griselda is such a snatch block!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!
Boyfriend: What do you mean?
Girlfriend: Out of all my friends, she only talks to you. And she practically dresses up whenever you come over!
by The Rhino's Nemesis June 4, 2010
Get the snatch blockmug.