knee pie

When a chick has no place to sit so she places herself (primarily her pussy) on one of your knees. Sitting there she will begin to move around and chat with other people while grinding away at making what is called a Knee Pie.
The other night I was chilling at the bar when this chick decided to sit down on my lap and make herself a Knee Pie.
by Utah November 22, 2005
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pie crust

When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.
Wow, look at Melissa, she needs to wear bigger pants. She is a Pie Crust Bitch.
by Collette Rose September 18, 2007
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Beanie Pie

A Beanie Pie is an extremely attractive male

This term originates from the Bean which describes an attractive person. However, A Beanie Pie is not just about their divine image...but the whole package. Afterall you would imagine a pie to have a lot of ingredients to contribute to it's unbelievable taste.

The ultimate Beanie Pie is David Beckham.
"He is a Beanie pie" = "He is one seeeriously hot guy!"

"That Beanie Pie is seriously cooking"

"I'd like a taste of that Beanie Pie"

"Pass me a fork...I see a Beanie Pie"
by Mrs BeaniePie August 21, 2010
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Bitch Pie

(Noun) Description of a female's poor and condescending general attitude or demeanor to another. In reference to the ingredients of a metaphorical pie, that is filled primarily with bitch.

See also bitch
Friend 1- Dude I just got off the phone with Janine and she was acting crazy!

Friend 2- Sounds like she had too many pieces of Bitch Pie for dinner
by TourDeMatt January 26, 2010
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Hershey Pie

Kind of like a cream pie, but def gone bad. Typical for backdoor action where a girl can't control her rump and the man can't control his squirting stump. Derived from the term "Driving Down the Hershey Highway". This situation has been documented in the annuls(hehe annuls..) of Tucker Max blog history(see Google: Tucker Max Anal Sex Story). Although it should be noted that the consistency of said story was hardly Hershey material and lacking the nutty grotesqueness that is the Hershey Pie.
Mary finally let Derrel drive down her hershey highway which Derrel had affectionately termed the 'Ass-o-buan'. Litttle did he know she had saved him some Hershey Pie for desert and only needed one ingredient to finally serve.
by TheKlaw69er August 31, 2010
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cream pie

by Jason_tbear8902 March 08, 2006
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sex-pie

slang for "ry-ry sex-pie". it is a deliciously and devilishly handsome young man who fails to realise his impact on the female population. modest. often unable to accept when others call him handsome, attractive and sexual. bordering on shy. this man needs to be appreciated and adored. best provided by a "sex-wee"
a female observing this fine creature : "wow! that's one SEX-PIE!!"
by lazy bones July 29, 2006
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