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When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 01, 2015

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When a chick has no place to sit so she places herself (primarily her pussy) on one of your knees. Sitting there she will begin to move around and chat with other people while grinding away at making what is called a Knee Pie.
The other night I was chilling at the bar when this chick decided to sit down on my lap and make herself a Knee Pie.
by Utah November 21, 2005

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When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
by utah June 02, 2015

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Nick name for a desktop support lackey that calls the IT department for help on stupid issues.
Oh boy, it's Chode calling me again. -OR-
Stupid Chode caused a loopback in the switch again.
by Utah May 20, 2003

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