Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.

"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."

by TheLargeBreast March 1, 2014

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Pickle Gang

Pickle Gang is a group of people who enjoy pickles to the extent that the classify themselves with them.

"Ifsan and Pranjal are in Pickle Gang"

by TheUrbanPotato May 9, 2022

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Banjo Pickle

Having booked a gig playing the banjo without actually knowing how to play the instrument.

Ah man I just booked a gig on the banjo, but I really don't know how to play it. I am in a real Banjo Pickle

by Jahedg August 2, 2011

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syphalated pickle

a penis infested with syphalis, like the bumps on a pickle.

We were about to have great sex until I discoverd his syphalated pickle.

by Skittles2284 August 28, 2010

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Fuck a Pickle

A term you use when you fuck something up. It has nothing to do with fucking a pickle.

" fuck a pickle, I left something in my room" or " fuck a pickle!" (after dropping something.)
another would be "fuck a pickle, I forgot to order fried pickles"

by Tox1cEuphoria January 24, 2023

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