Jake Paul

A cancerous YouTuber who takes people's life for granted for money purposes only. He abuses people, sexual assaults them, and is racist.

Team10: Roses are red team 10 is shitty I have no brain England is my city.
Jake Paul: I made up the name team 10 cause that is the amount of money I take from your earnings

by Bromieomie December 10, 2017

Emo Jake

An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!

lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"

by hhajake November 6, 2012

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

Jake Curry

One known to love and find earth-shattering pleasure in performing the sex act "Frozen Eddie".

"Man, that Jake Curry said he wanted to Frozen Eddie the hell out of Austin Johnson."

by atticus Locke June 8, 2014

jake olsen

A sexy boi wit' a six pack

Two girls are at the beach. One says 'thats a fine Jake Olsen over there'

by Wolffinder74 January 13, 2018

Jake Pratt

very small, very weird, very sexy...
likes to masturbate to pictures of Hayley Williams (Paramore singer) and he has been known to talk about the large scale of his reproductive organs.

Tanner: I'm so bored.
Jeff: Yeah man, I wish Jake Pratt was here, that litte guy is fucking crazy.

by babysmasher March 16, 2012

jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart

I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier

by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019