deuce double quad

The name of the residence of Charlie and Jason.
What was once known as 244, is now the deuce double quad.
by Hula Shake June 15, 2004
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deuce times twelve

Another name for a giant ass shit.
Johnny just dropped a deuce times twelve.
He said that shit hurt!!
by The Little Kid May 24, 2006
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1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"
"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."
by hels bels July 20, 2006
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Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce

When you shit in a Little Ceaser's Deep Deep Dish pizza box, leave it on someone's doorstep, and ring their bell.
Let's Ding Dong Deep Dish Deuce these fuckers tonight.
by Hey Fuckers November 29, 2015
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played the duece from the bottom of the deck: leaving a shit stain on one's undergarment; skid marks
Damn, when I took off my pants, I saw I had played the deuce from the bottom of the deck.
by TooSick4U August 14, 2008
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Add it. The fact you can't play prison spades means you're a punk.

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Yo, yo, yo... Throw those bloody deuces out... We're playing big joker, little joker, deuce
by Redbirch September 19, 2017
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This and other variations are what one generally says after shit-boxing a tent with friends.

(Water bottling the blunt afterwards is optional.)
Kid in tent: "Deucey dutz du du deuce du di du"
Friends: hahahahha
Kid in tent: "dudi deucdeuc di di du deuce"
Friends: hahahahaha
by Theodore Gato April 05, 2008
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