weed sween

similar to whiskey dick, this is when a man has smoked so much marijuana that he can no longer get an erection

Bob: Rick, hit this.
Rick: Only if you promise I won't get weed sween later, I'm tryin' to get laid.
Bob: I promise.

by rookNpb May 16, 2010

snatch-weed

Marijuana that has been smuggled by hiding it in females vaginas.

That snatch-weed was stuffed into a bearded oyster before the border.

by alphasynaptic December 9, 2008

enjoy that weed

A phrase used to pretend you understand what the hell someone just said right before they walked away.

"Sacrifice your first-borns because I'm going to give it to her like purple sharks."

"...enjoy that weed."

by oxfordmoron January 27, 2014

need for weed

that urge a true stoner gets after more than two hours of not being high as balls

"Damn dude that was some good herb."

"Yeah man but I don't know if im done yet."

"Fuck bro, you must really have the need- the need for weed!"

by Vintorez939 November 1, 2013

weed brownie

A brownie containing marijuana to be eaten rather than smoked

Could I have a weed brownie?

by swegbegfeg March 2, 2015

e-weed

(n.) Cannabis-derived liquid containing THC which is vaporized by an electronic device into an aerosol for inhalation into the lungs.

I bought some e-weed at the dispensary so I'm ready for the weekend.

by Alex P. Washington September 6, 2019

Weed incel

A person, typically male, who smokes a lot of weed and is still a virgin. One of the distinguishing factors about the weed incel is the fact they would rather smoke a doobie and play xbox than go on a date with a real life female

‘Hey mann how did that date go last night?’
‘Ohhh yeah I cancelled and smoked some of my incel OG’
‘Jeez guy you are such a weed incel’

by CarlWeathers69 March 27, 2020