Flid tard

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by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016
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Street-tard

The opposite of being street-smart.

Thinks talking about doing drugs makes them cooler, when they actually have barely done any.

Very loudmouthed about illegal activities or not experienced in the ways of chilling.

Excessive party fouls could be a sign of one.
Josh, only ever talking about drugs in math, is a street-tard.
by DreadedPanda13 May 14, 2011
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tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
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Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.
Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.
by Furious_G November 24, 2018
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Marble Tard

A person who does not know how to play the game of marbles.
"Hey dude, lets play marbles."

"Alright, how do you play?"

"... Get out of my house, Marble Tard."
by Poptart Dave January 29, 2012
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tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.
Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.
by cyberfazed February 01, 2018
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Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.
Stop being a Tik-Tard!
by SKETCHY JAY December 25, 2021
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