Patrick tobe

A fat mass dude who can’t turn left without crashing into someone

Hey Patrick Tobe did you turn left into a truck?

by TwitchyGnu October 20, 2021

Patrick

The guy who is crazy in minecraft and the guy who you just generally want to be friends with WARNING: stay on his good side

Random guy: patrick ur dumb
Later that day: school announcement! a kid has been found dead in the bathroom i repeat a kid has been found dead in the bathroom!!!

by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 19, 2024

The new patrick meme

A new cancerous meme that ran out of ideas as quickly as it came.

Paul: Hey jack look at this patrick meme
Jack: Is it the one meme where patrick looks down at spongebob? The new patrick meme?
Paul: Yes
Jack:*Implodes out of existence, moon crashes on earth*

God: I had to eradicate the human race before it got worse

by The big potato lord May 13, 2018

Patrick Ferry

The GOAT of football he will absolutely destroy messi and ronaldo ON THE SAME TEAM. If you dont know who he is your living under a rock (or you dont watch bfordlancer)

I JUST PACKED PATRICK FERRY

by A1zamemer May 11, 2023

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yoo lets get patrick shwavyd lol its lit

by Verry bad person December 16, 2019

Patrick Clary

Patrick Clary is the greatest man alive. He can row a 2k in five minutes.

Oh my god did you see that guy who just rowed a 2k in five minutes?
Yeah that was Patrick Clary

by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021

Patrick Stewart's

Your balls, both of them.

Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)

by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025