knee pie

When a chick has no place to sit so she places herself (primarily her pussy) on one of your knees. Sitting there she will begin to move around and chat with other people while grinding away at making what is called a Knee Pie.

The other night I was chilling at the bar when this chick decided to sit down on my lap and make herself a Knee Pie.

by Utah November 24, 2005

pie crust

When a girl, no matter what size, wears pants that are way too tight. Their sides spill out, looking like pie crust.

Wow, look at Melissa, she needs to wear bigger pants. She is a Pie Crust Bitch.

by Collette Rose October 2, 2007

pie-job

The result of....well....you know

i.e. American Pie

Paul Ian Eric - Janine Olivia Becky....Pie-Job

I got a great pie-job in the kitchen over the Thanksgiving break.

by Steve da Penguin December 9, 2008

Bitch Pie

(Noun) Description of a female's poor and condescending general attitude or demeanor to another. In reference to the ingredients of a metaphorical pie, that is filled primarily with bitch.

See also bitch

Friend 1- Dude I just got off the phone with Janine and she was acting crazy!

Friend 2- Sounds like she had too many pieces of Bitch Pie for dinner

by TourDeMatt January 26, 2010

Hershey Pie

Kind of like a cream pie, but def gone bad. Typical for backdoor action where a girl can't control her rump and the man can't control his squirting stump. Derived from the term "Driving Down the Hershey Highway". This situation has been documented in the annuls(hehe annuls..) of Tucker Max blog history(see Google: Tucker Max Anal Sex Story). Although it should be noted that the consistency of said story was hardly Hershey material and lacking the nutty grotesqueness that is the Hershey Pie.

Mary finally let Derrel drive down her hershey highway which Derrel had affectionately termed the 'Ass-o-buan'. Litttle did he know she had saved him some Hershey Pie for desert and only needed one ingredient to finally serve.

by TheKlaw69er August 30, 2010

cream pie

A pie filled with cream.

Ooh, that banana cream pie looks tasty.

by Jason_tbear8902 July 1, 2006

sex-pie

slang for "ry-ry sex-pie". it is a deliciously and devilishly handsome young man who fails to realise his impact on the female population. modest. often unable to accept when others call him handsome, attractive and sexual. bordering on shy. this man needs to be appreciated and adored. best provided by a "sex-wee"

a female observing this fine creature : "wow! that's one SEX-PIE!!"

by lazy bones July 29, 2006