girl one: me and Brian just broke up!
girl two: me and Brian just started dating
*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian
girl two: me and Brian just started dating
*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian
by true facts lister March 27, 2020
Get the Brianmug. {Brian Abbott Clark} is an adventure that causes hell upon all the kingdoms that he crosses dragons follow him throughout all the lands he is mighty Dragonborn that can destroy all the dragons that get in his way because no one can ever destroy the true Dragonborn.
by Teenkiller February 27, 2018
Get the brian abbott clarkmug. The Name "Brian" comes from the Norse god "Brian" who killed just about anything that pissed him off. He once fought five years at once because he thought one bear took his scrapings from a candy bar. "Brian" means fearsome for, courageous, doesn't feel pain, not one to say many words, the slayer of worlds, and occasionally enjoys a hot pocket. Men with the name "Brian" grow gigantic beards to hide their battle worn faces. If faced against a "Brian" no matter the size it is wise to stop, admit defeat or else admit thy own death will be swift and painful. He also is known to sing journey at octaves that cause vaginas to secret juices for sexual partaking.
That guy Brian is such a barbarian.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.
Is that Brian, oh no wait it's just death walking this way.
He is such a Brian, why? , Bc he just murdered you moms vagina and drank that beer truck dry.
by Dopequeen79 December 16, 2016
Get the Brianmug. by DoggosRGods March 7, 2019
Get the Brianmug. A person who gets ALL the chicks. A dude with a massive shlong who’s 6,2 and steals your woman meanwhile being slightly homosexual.
by quilth74 January 19, 2025
Get the Brianmug. 
Get the Brianmug. by Sinister679 November 23, 2021
Get the Brianmug.