When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.
Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.
by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020
Get the Face shartmug. by poltzer January 19, 2024
Get the shartmug. by Cool_Campfire24567 September 25, 2022
Get the Krista Shartedmug. by TwonKnoves August 3, 2019
Get the Shartmug. The wetness left over after you shit your pants that sticks to your underwear or between your buttcheeks
by itsmells September 8, 2016
Get the Shart Residuemug. When an organism randomly generates the decision to release a tingling sensation in the intestinal area, often referred to as a “fart” or “toot”, yet manages to expel feces simultaneously whilst ejecting the gas that was previously contained inside the intestines along with the unexpected feces, therefore resulting in an absolute mess.
Jarred: Well, Harold, I must say, I am having quite a splendid time this evening. The food is great.
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
Harold: I am so delighted to hear that from you, Jarred! I thought the slight spiciness was a bit too much, but everyone seems to like it.
*Jarred sharts from the explosive spice in the food he had just had legit 100 kg of 10 seconds ago*
Jarred: Gotta blast!!
by nolabb August 16, 2019
Get the shartmug. I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.
by Tired PM July 13, 2023
Get the shartsmug.