The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.
by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021
Get the Canadian Wood Humpmug. Go f*** yourself.
Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
Get the dry hump a cactus into the sunsetmug. by Boar1 April 16, 2024
Get the humping the queenmug. When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.
by Daaaaaaaaad! April 28, 2020
Get the Lung Humpmug. by Heyyy251673 September 1, 2021
Get the National Dry Hump Daymug. a specific position requiring the following
3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)
1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)
1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate
by dubble A May 22, 2008
Get the munchkin hump-mybackmug. by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020
Get the Hump your bitch daymug.