Jake Paul

DEATH, SUICIDE, EARRAPE also known as SNAKE PAUL

I fucking hate Jake Paul
You should totes look up the Disney Channel Jake Paul meme

by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017

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jake house

real big baller is and will always be one of the homies. cannot green to save his life. he does not say the n-word

“look at curry man, so inspirational”
- flight reacts

jake house’s favourite quote

by bigweiner420 April 13, 2020

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Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020

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No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

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Emo Jake

An emo guy thats addicted to really chunky wenches!

lad:"Emo Jake look at that 8/10"
Jake:"sorry boys looks like she needs a muffin or two"

by hhajake November 6, 2012

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Anchoring Jake

Using a Item anally that is attached to a string , chain , and / or ribbon and attaching it to a inanimate object to restrain the individual from movement .

A sexual term used to describe a position .

We were experimenting with each others body and I decided to give him a anchoring jake. He was brought to a instant euphoria knowing he was anchored to the bed.

by mjp9348 December 7, 2018

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