pushin' up daisies

A cool way of sayin' someone's dead. 'Cause if someone was dead, they'd be underground, and if they were underground they would be the only ones responsible to make things come out of the ground. See intertia.

That's right, dead guys make flowers. Smell them.

I shot Billy with a gun. Now he's pushin' up daisies.

by The All-Knower December 28, 2004

5 fingers up

People who throw up 5 fingers in a picture are known to get a lot of Pussy and are very successful in life

He throws 5 fingers up. He probably gets bitches

by Lighter fuel April 4, 2022

up your alley

Means, "right in line with your tastes and/or abilities."

Sometimes "down your alley." Means the same thing.

No connection with "up your (anything else)."

If you're a numbers person, very precise, very logical, then cost accounting is right up your allwy.

by Chuck Hastings July 11, 2003

Straight up Jew

To be completely embracing Judiasm, and consider oneself as a practicing Jew. Must have strong lineage, too.

A 'Straight up Jew' must be completely practicing, and not jew-ish.

A Straight up Jew would do the following:
1)Celebrate Haunnakah, with the candles
2)Study the Torah
3)Not celebrate Christmas
4)Have a jewish mother
5)Know how to prounounce those tricky "hhhlaahck" sounds
6)Go to temple every week.

Hannah: Mr Goldblatt, are you a Straight up Jew, or are you Jew-ish?
Mr Goldblatt: I am Straight up Jew, ach!

by g-diggity February 24, 2008

Turn up the Man

When a man needs inspiration to overcome a hurdle which they may be lacking bravery to face

When speaking to a male friend who refuses to jump off a cliff into ice cold water, after you have just jumped, you say "Turn up the Man"

by theonewish April 22, 2010

cock push ups

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

by The General June 3, 2004

shoot the club up

(n) When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina.
B. (v) Discharging a firearm in a club where people are usually dancing.

My ex got pregnant, can you believe she let the new dude shoot the club up after a month.

by TheNaturalPA November 20, 2015