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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
mugGet the GET OUT OF MY HEADmug.

Sample Head

The minimal amount of oral sex administered to the male in order to initiate or encourage.
Babe, can I get some of that sample head?
by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019
mugGet the Sample Headmug.

trunk head

Trunk head is a name to describe someone of little intelligence who likes to bum around and blame others for things randomly.
That trunk head over there said I stole his baby stroller even though I was at work all day!
by AntiTrunkHead November 21, 2023
mugGet the trunk headmug.

Lemon Head

When a woman is taking a piss while giving a man a blowjob.
Last night after dinner & several lemon drops I gave my husband lemon head.
by Johnny The King August 2, 2024
mugGet the Lemon Headmug.

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.
Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
by EssPea October 2, 2023
mugGet the Two-headed turkeymug.

head skank

The process where you header the ball to get someone out in One Touch One Bounce or any other ball game. It may potentially cause your head to hurt though.
Nice head skank Brandon you got Caleb out with that.
by Jon defines March 10, 2018
mugGet the head skankmug.

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