Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012

PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome)

The feelings that come after attending warped tour. Including of satisfaction and gross anticipation for the next year's to come.

I am feeling the PTWS (post traumatic warped syndrome) coming on already.

by craziehippiekid July 12, 2013

No Pause Syndrome

A syndrome whose primary symptom is never hitting the pause button (especially if one is texting while videogaming/watching tv). It is typically acquired through.

1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency

Effects of this syndrome include

1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).

A Treatment plan includes:

1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...

My brother has a horrible case of No Pause Syndrome from playing too much Borderlands. I can't count how many times I've seem him get turned into swiss cheese while playing games due to that.

My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.

by Jsybird July 13, 2013

Promhold Syndrome

Similar to Stockholm Syndrom, except it normally happens during prom season. Symptoms are romantic or affectionate feelings for your prom date, caused by friends, prom hype, and a variety of other factors. These feeling can result in kissing, handjobs, blowjobs, or in extreme cases, prom babies. Symptoms of Promhold syndrome disappear within 1-10 days after prom night.

"She totally blew him on prom night. She's normally such a good girl!"
"She probably developed promhold syndrome. Give it a week."

by Boss Hog 227 August 26, 2013

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome

A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity

Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs

by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013

Sad Lip Syndrome

The act of having your lower lip pushed out. Generally associated with unhappiness but really an individuals attempt to get their way. Often observed in spoiled teenagers and children that are unaccustomed to being told no.

Uh oh, princess didn't get her way again - sad lip syndrome is in effect - her feelings are hurt!

by josefat September 6, 2013

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013