Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

hot juicy gossip

The braking news about major gossip that is going around.

Did you hear that hot juicy gossip about Emma?

I have some fresh hot juicy gossip!

by The magical wizard of Oz March 12, 2016

Hot Bottle of Arm

A scientific amount of heat equal to the thermal output of one (1) arm, warm enough to attract the companionship of a small-to-medium sized pet snake.

The term comes from the comparison of one's own arm to a large bottle of hot water.

"Of course cats and small reptiles love her so much, shes got two hot bottles of arm."

Jane: You feel a little warm, are you alright?
Timothy: It's fine, I just have a whole hot bottle of arm

by Oliveburned June 5, 2017

Hot Taco

Pour hot sauce all over a girls body then lick it off, before eating her out.

I really like to use mango habanero sauce when I give my girl a Hot Taco

by AbsoluteAltitude November 24, 2020

Hot googly moogly

A honky way of expressing surprise.

He actually said that. Wow! Hot googly moogly, son!

by yhato February 17, 2020

Hot

hot- ANNA.

Anna is so hot and in the dictionary

by Gibward October 3, 2020

Hot Bowl

Hot Bowl - noun: When a toilet seat is still warm from the previous user.

to Hot Bowl - verb: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.

Hot Bowling - gerund: The act of using a toilet with a seat that is still warm from the previous user.

The airport terminal was so packed that there was more space in the bathroom even though passengers were waiting inside for their turn to hot bowl the stall.

My favorite part of chili days on chilly days is that the hot bowling after lunch warms up my cold legs.

by tuckerjack48 April 13, 2024