Ergo me smart

An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.

You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."

by Candleends March 29, 2019

Fok me in potne

When someone feels a sudden urge to be fucked in putney

i cant wait for you to fok me in potne

by _s_ March 31, 2019

Me

A person who searches themselves up and is a friendless bitch.

Me: Can you help me? I have no friends.
Man: HAHA! LIKE I WOULD BE YOUR FRIEND BITCH!
Me: :(

by JackB151234 March 31, 2019

Me

An intellectual.

I am me.

by IDontCareWhatIPutHere April 1, 2019

Me

The most awesome person in the world

Repeat after me: I am the best

Person 1: Me Myself And I are the world number one people
Person 2: :) Number one...
Person 1: Oh shut up

by Da Pineapple Gurl April 3, 2019

Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say

Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn

by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019

sexy me time

An asian wanting to have sec with beautiful man or women.

i want you to sexy me time

by YourZaddy April 12, 2019