jack shit

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

Man, you are such a jack shit!

by KROD December 13, 2004

shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.

boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*

by xxxamanda October 8, 2008

shit circle

shit circle (n) -
1. when Boone deficates all over the carpet in the shape of a large circle.

2. A situation that has suddenly gone horrible wrong.

(ex. 1) Look at the shit circle Boone left this morning.

(ex.2) It was fun until that guy turned the whole night into a shit circle.

by Don Hoyte October 3, 2008

Holy Shit!

When something is really stupid or shocking

Starr Jones is wearing something with a zipper! Holy Shit!

by Undercover, Mushroom February 1, 2009

Shit Chest

When somebody tries extremely hard to gain a respectable, good looking chest by constantly going to the gym, yet still cannot manage to get one.

A: "Have you been to the gym today Paul?"

P: "Yes"

A: "Still got a shit chest though".

by BBC2001 December 24, 2009

shit-stopper

noun: When an overly pushy, strict parent delivers a swift kick into the anal cavity of the child to prevent the child from shitting

Tom:"Father, I need to go to the toilet"
Father John:"NO SON! You must stay and watch the Rugby! Here this shit-stopper will stop you from needing to shit!"
*Swift kick to the arse*

by jimbobhas December 17, 2009

Shit dribble

n. The crusty bits of effluent that litter the mouths of people engaging in coprophagia, or "eating shit." A relative of the marks left when someone is given a "dirty sanchez."

Dude 1: Last night this pro ate brown straight from my ass. It was great until I saw she had all this shit around her mouth...

Dude 2: Damn man....sounds like she had a bad case of shit dribble....

by ferimunster April 30, 2009