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Topher Snow-ball

When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....

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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
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Ball Jube

The unknown liquid substance that develops at the back of the testicles after vigorous activity and not showering for a period of 2 days or more.
On vacation we partied for 2 days straight. My ball jube was extra thick and the smell stayed on my fingers for a week.
by Garybigpiece April 9, 2020
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Growy balls syndrome

when a persons balls often grow in size from filling up with cum, especially common throughout femboys, the (often times) femboys balls sloshing and rumbling the bigger they get, often paired with being sweaty and slightly smelly
"yo bro your balls are HUGE, i think you might have a case of growy balls syndrome"
by Allastorm November 7, 2025
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Mob Balls

A task in Among Us where you juggle little red balls that look like tomatoes. Not documented but it is real.
"I faked Mob Balls"
"What? Mob Balls?"
"Mob Balls in your mouth"
by blackglassesbackward November 27, 2021
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ball smacker

The act of smacking ones balls off of your partners chin or taint.
Omar is a legendary ball smacker due to his rigorous pounding of his partner's ass therefore creating the long sought after smacking sound when his balls smack the partner's taint rapidly.
by Captain Cheesy-poof November 30, 2020
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balls

balls is balls
yo balls
by pichigga September 9, 2022
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balls

you have big ass balls let me sqoush them in my hand
by hat and cows are sexy September 28, 2023
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