minecraft dating/sex server

A server on the popular game Minecraft, where 7 year olds try to act cool by talking about sexual matters that they cant do because their tiny dongers they call penises. Most of the Females are just creepy males. It is also a place for rapists, drug dealers, and loser minecraft 7 year olds

Ï went on a Minecraft dating/sex server last night

YOUR FUCKING GAY FOR DOING THAT YOU RETARTED UNKNOWLAGEABLE 7 YEAR OLD, YOU MAKE MINECRAFT GAY.

by TheGayboi0606060606069 May 2, 2018

pop shove-it sex change

A very controversial and most commonly unknown skateboarding trick.

Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."

by KenSey June 26, 2008

French Canadian sex symbol

A Middle Ages man name Alain Chiasson

The burly man Alain chias son is one hell of a French Canadian sex symbol

by OH1987 September 25, 2020

Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex

While trying to perform the act of surprise sex only to discover that you are extremely intoxicated, having "whiskey dick", and therefore disappointing the suprisee and shaming the surpriser.

MO: "So Tara what did you last night?"

TARA: "Neal, this guy I met at the bar last night, tried to surprise sex me after I brought him home, but he drank so much he couldn't get it up."

SHANNON: "Woaah, that was a major case of Whiskey Dick Surprise Sex!"

by Monnon September 25, 2009

Midwest Vanilla Sex

A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.

Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.

by MDWC January 24, 2021

DNF butt sex

DNF butt sex

What the fuck is that

DNF BUTT SEX 😡😡😡😡

AHHH WHAT THE FUCK

*kills cutely*

DNF butt sex is hot

by DNF butt sex October 15, 2021

yard sale sex doll

One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.

I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?

by Bakercat September 25, 2013