Steam Face

someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.

Jake is such a steam face, gross.

by hate steam July 16, 2011

Boob Faced Cunt

A cunt with the face of boobs.

Sarah Jessica Parker. Boob faced cunt. nuff said.

by A Giant Dickwang July 17, 2011

squishy-faced freshy

a baby

Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.

by NellieBells August 3, 2011

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012

Yueng Face

Term used after consuming multiple Yuengling beers which may lead to intoxication

Getting my Yueng Face on tonight with the Boys!!

Yuengling Now. Yueng Face later.

by D.L. Yuengling August 6, 2011

Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

Margarine Face

A girl/woman who would normaly be considered a butter face but only has half of nice body but still has a considerably unattractive face. This could be a girl with a nice ass and small titties or vice versa.

"dude, that girl is such a Margarine Face... huge tits but no ass or face."

by hanson5 August 18, 2011