Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
Get the Televisual face creamingmug. A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.
Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original
Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original
- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!
- Must be the Sully-face paradox.
- Must be the Sully-face paradox.
by some dummass August 21, 2020
Get the Sully-face paradoxmug. by Yatchy2 February 12, 2021
Get the Pregnant facemug. Also known as M.B.F. , Masked Bitch Face is when you look like you are in a pissy mood or pissed off despite smiling brightly due to your mask hiding your smile.
Guy: Damn girl I was only saying you look cute!
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
Girl: Sorry, this surgical mask gives me masked bitch face every time I smile...
by King Happo May 2, 2020
Get the Masked Bitch Facemug. by Carabear77 August 3, 2022
Get the Foot to Facemug. someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
by ice nort paint August 24, 2023
Get the dr dick facemug. 