pulling a longo

throwing up everywhere after 5 shots and bitching about it for like 3-4 days and then telling your mom that you drink and being a puuuuuussssssyyyyy about it

mike stop pulling a longo you fricken pussy

by Mitchel S December 9, 2008

Pull a Joe

Pulling a Joe on someone means interfering with your friend's attempt at getting a girlfriend/boyfriend by messaging their crush and messing it all up.

"Dude how's it with Rachel?"
"No good, Mike pulled a Joe on me... He texted her about how i jack off to her pictures on facebook and then they both laughed about it!"
"To pull a Joe on you... Dick move, man!"

by koospisimo May 19, 2015

Pulling a Nate

When your friends ask if you want to hang out or get together and all you do is leave them on read and say you already plans every time

Erin: I asked the group chat if they wanted to hangout

Jack: I know I saw that Tom was pulling a Nate by leaving us on read after he said he was hanging out with his other “friends”

by Kermitthespiderman September 21, 2019

pulling a miguel

When someone didn't pay attention to the conversation, and brings an old topic like it is news.

"hey guys how about the new girl at the office?"
"Sigh... Dude you're pulling a miguel, we've been talking about that for the last hour, where have you been?!"

by Voubazar January 11, 2018

pulling a lonnie

Lonnie is a strong, can’t feel pain, drives 100mph ,achieves the impossible kind of man - usually a father. When someone “pulls a lonnie” they are usually doing something similar to a Lonnie.

My foot was breaking during my run but i was “pulling a lonnie” and pushed through.

by emchumbucket January 28, 2024

pulling a tempo

the definition of pulling a tempo is when you eat way to much and get no girls

omg hes pulling a tempo hes never gonna get a girl

by ss demon March 23, 2021

Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...

Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?

by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023