national izayah's day

okay so national izayah's day is on the 13th of april of every single year. why you may ask? well because my favorite person was born on this amazing day! they're so perfect and i love them so much! he deserves nothing but the world and so much more! we must protect them at all costs <3

no one:
still absolutely no one:
jiji: IT IS NATIONAL IZAYAH'S DAY SO EVERYONE TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW! thank you <3

by blunthlder April 8, 2024

National Grab Ass Day

January 3rd a day in which anyone grabs anyone’s ass

It’s national grab ass day have you grabbed anybody’s

by John Mortan 12 December 23, 2019

National bsf day

You have to become bsf with one person

Go up and ask to be there bsf happy national bsf day

by Bsf4ever September 23, 2019

National Cuckold day

A worldwide holiday on the 8th of March once every year used to celebrate the watch history and continuation of spectatorship of the chairman of Cuckoldery, Shiv "Sticky Ricky" Bhagaloo

Person1 (Usually of black, big nose appearance): hey, Aliyah is coming over for National Cuckold Day at 7:00, be ready when se does.

Person2 (Big bald head hairy man): alright, ill be in the closet by then.

by prince swanny March 7, 2024

National Kill All Rapers Day

Please, make this a thing.

Tiktok: crepebunny

"Lets celebrate National Kill All Rapers Day by getting knives and killing assaulters!"

by belladahuman May 6, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

National Booty day

Every May 3rd we celebrate national booty day to appreciate the big bootys in this world 🍑 we should all celebrate this day by sending someone we love a booty picture, or go crazy with twerking

Person 1: “Today we are celebrating national booty day”

Person 2: damn I never knew! Better flaunt my booty

by BootyMan23 May 3, 2021