Captain cap off

The act of a man capping off an orgasm with a thumb, for 2 or 3 seconds, then releasing the pressurized coom. The captain part is if the ropes are more than 3.

Hey bud, did you bring home the slampig from the bar? You think you’re going to pull a captain cap off?

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 19, 2026

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Tasting the syrup off my tree

When someone keeps dick riding and wont leave you alone

C: makes joke
K: laughs a little bit
C: whats so funny bro you gay or something?
K: stop tasting the syrup off my tree bro

by Lil_beanflaker25k February 23, 2026

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Cutting the snakes head off

When you have to shit but there is no good option, so you shit a bit to relief the pressure.

I was cutting the snakes head off , but i forgot to close the door.

by Big daw March 4, 2026

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Off the turtles back

When you have a poop in the chamber and you fart and the gas goes over the poop as it comes out and is extra foul.

Person 1: “that fart stinks!”
Person 2: “yeah that one was off the turtles back”

by Lemon meeaaaan March 4, 2026

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Turkey Off Dat Cranberry Sauce

Turkey is off dat cranberry sauce like he always is

yo bro Turkey Off Dat Cranberry Sauce lowkey

by TurkeyOffCranberrySauce March 5, 2026

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The greatest band of all time. An American punk-rock band with (currently) six albums. I could go ON. They're funny, kind, and I've only seen them live ONCE. They're generally really good, and they have something for everyone. Whether rock, metal, pop, or punk, they've got it all.

Person 1: Did you hear the new Set It Off album?

Person 2: Of course! It's awesome!

by set it off fan March 7, 2026

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