pumpkin head

when somebody do sum stupid (especially ina hood) n a bunch of ppl get together n beat em tf up till they head look like a pumpkin.

“ Yo u heard dat man Juan was textin lil girls?”
“ Yeah when i saw em i gave em a pumpkin head”

by mr.hitndip November 29, 2022

Pumpkin head

Pumpkin head is a fat lard with massive ass cheeks that every one wants to clap on

Mason-“wanna shag children today”
Thomas-“no I wanna clap pumpkin heads juicy cheeks”

by Sick your mum August 17, 2021

infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!

Look at the infant heads on that one!

by Small head big boobs October 11, 2013

Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers

I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.

by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021

Dwight head

Having a massively oversize head such as Dwight's from the office

Oh boy you've gotten a case of Dwight head

by Thee turtle July 8, 2018

Head me down

Asking for ur bf, fwb or any guy to eat you out

Gf: bby head me down

Bf: sure spread em’ legs

by Mamamiaherwegoagain July 22, 2019

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022