Dirty Birds

A term for the Apple Earpods that comes from their resemblance to a bird that has become dirty from ear wax when the two of them are put next to each other

Yo why has Apple stopped including dirty birds with their new phones

by Dick Urkle October 6, 2021

Dirty Feyi

When a Florida man fucks an alligator and the neighbors call the cops, but he's released because the judge and prosecutors also fuck alligators.

Did you hear what happened to Jimmy? He pulled a Dirty Feyi.

by Coolcatsandkittens April 23, 2020

Dirty Lindstrom

A common action of scooping fresh sperm out of the vaginal area after sexual intercourse.
Often occurs during showers. It is helpful in preventing cummy sheets.

After Reginald Homer blew his load in his lovely wifes twat she felt a sudden urge to give herself a Dirty Lindstrom.

by A.Rippler September 7, 2009

Dirty Sunrise

To wake up a loved one, friend or a stranger by farting in close proximity to thier face, whilst whispering, 'Good morning'

Craig woke his wife at 4am this morning with a Dirty Sunrise!

by Howard Towers December 7, 2020

Dirty Thein

Shoving fried rice up a girl's pussy and eating it with a spoon and a side of titty milk.

I had a Dirty Thein with Jessica last night and was full by the end of it.

by Adions December 13, 2022

dirty stockfish

the act of shoving fish into your cum socks and slapping your significant other with them during intercourse on a full moon near a lake.

INCEST POOL

"yo did you hear what i did to mia last night? I gave her a dirty stockfish"
"wait isn't she your sister?'

by anonymous CA May 23, 2023

Dirty Haseen

When you think you're about to get laid but your partner throws up on you and the bed instead.

Watch out for that girl yeah, she'll fully get you back to hers then do a dirty Haseen on you.

by thatmessybitch April 15, 2020