Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
Get the Tank-facedmug. Thigh Gap in-between cooch to breathe in. The area to put ones face to munch box. Also to clean "The Carpet".
by Lukep1024 January 1, 2023
Get the Face Pocketmug. A distinct face type that displays square foreheads, defined brow bones , and huuuuuge heads. This face is usually very hard to get rid of genetically as many generations in the same family will have the same distinct look.
by Vonnie3 May 26, 2016
Get the Heavey Facemug. The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.
by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 24, 2021
Get the Texas Facemug. You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
by Badmofochef October 6, 2013
Get the tard facemug. The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
by Plasmaguy January 29, 2016
Get the junked up her facemug. by dj_nafi May 29, 2017
Get the Fap Facemug.