pussy health

pussy health is just pussy health no questions asked

tom: what’s ph stand for?
amelia: ill urban dictionary it oh it says pussy health

tom: omg pussy health
😜😜🔥🔥👹👺

by monariausgs June 28, 2023

The Pussy Whisperer

Refered to as the alter ego of someone who indulges in "pussy". It is unknown how people become possesed by The Pussy Whisperer but you can certainly tell when you have been. You behave eratically and begin to whisper whenever you see a mildly attractive minge or pussy stroll past you. The Pussy Whisperer is said to posses people for the rest of their lives, but the current amount of time one becomes possesed is said to be unknown/uncomfirmed.

"Why's that boy always whispering at those girls"
"Oh, he's been possesed by The Pussy Whisperer"

by shekinahleng January 5, 2024

Pussy

Something you're not getting tonight

"I wish I had some Pussy tonight"

by Pussy? February 3, 2021

pussy whippet

A slang term for inhaling a queef.

Danny: "Man, your breath smells fresh. New toothpaste?"
Owen: "Nah dude, Sandra gave me pussy whippets this morning. Fresh packed."

by Buttsexfairy October 10, 2022

Pussy

Something your unwanted child spends 9 months in, Escapes, and only wants to Crawl right back in

“Ooooo That pussy Looking better than my GRANDMAS

by DontUseYourRlName January 27, 2019

Pandemic Pussy

When you haven’t had dick in so long bc of a pandemic, that it goes back to factory settings.

Ava: omg I got that gorilla grip now
Carleigh: You got that pandemic pussy

by Carcallz April 17, 2020

Shunk Pussy

Any strong strain of cannabis

DemonSack: You smoke that new Obama Runtz?
Friend: Nah
DemonSack: It’s some straight Shunk Pussy

by DemonSack December 3, 2020