When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 19, 2015
This is someone who is very attractive, welcoming, and alluring. This person has a face that just makes you want to walk in and stay. I know someone who has this quality and I haven't left yet.
Lou: "Hey! You gotta hire my niece now. She's 18 and can be a solid greeter."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
Al: "We don't need any help, Lou. I appreciate the offer."
Lou: "Hey! Angelica has a front of the house face. It's a no-lose situation. She's a gem among stones."
Al: "Oh! Well, now that you say that she's in like in win. I look forward to speaking with her. Now let's drink that Grappa."
by von groovy August 10, 2024
Similar to black face, the process of a white person painting their face black in order to portray a black person...but for those wanting to be hispanic.
by Shamusaurus January 06, 2011
The villain's heel-face turn was so sudden, one minute he was plotting world domination, the next he was baking cookies for orphans."
by DictionaryDecimator July 06, 2024
open faced camel toe
by thefunkylee August 15, 2018
He, look at all the flat faced uglies netting salmon on the river!
James joe, who is he again?
He lives on the Rez, he’s a flat faced ugly.
James joe, who is he again?
He lives on the Rez, he’s a flat faced ugly.
by Timmy-o-tool July 16, 2018
*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings
Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”
Person 1: *Puppy face
Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour”
Person 1: *Puppy face
Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023