San Diego dog pile

When you and at least four of your friends carve a pit into the ground and defecate into it, then proceed to mud wrestle in the resulting pile of excrement

“Hey man, me and my friends where gonna go do a San Diego dog pile, wanna join?”

by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 06, 2022

dog wont hunt

A situation that clearly wont work. something which wont happen at all. Highly unlike to go as planned.

Suzan says she 'd love to have a date with the new guy in class. Problem is , he is married already... "that dog wont hunt". fail

by SONNIA PEREIRA LIMA February 15, 2017

Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

Sick as two dogs

When you're not just sick as a dog- you're sick as two dogs.

I'm sick as a dog. No, scratch that. I'm sick as TWO dogs.

by MalumLibrum958 April 18, 2023

Fluff the dog

During the act of oral intercourse the giver stops sucking/licking and gives the recipient a raspberry on the genitals.

I was going down on the ol’lady and decided to fluff the dog! She came instantly.

by TnE25 September 18, 2020

Scalded Dog

A term used to describe an object moving at a high rate of speed.

Tony "Man this thing runs like a damned scalded dog. I used to have like 8 of these cars"

Everyone "Tony that's a Nissan Maxima bro, chill"

Tony "How much you want for this man? I got like 300 bucks"

by Kevineatsfish November 09, 2020

Dog season

Show no respect cause all females will do is throw it away and no attachments have as many girls as you want with only sexual intent

Damn bruh she played you, it’s dog season now.

by Wedontlovethese June 25, 2018