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Dog Show

A subtle type of insulting or belittling of a Target by using a sarcastic way of request aimed at said Target to show their talent, skill, or level of intelligence. If the Target obliges to the request, often times in front of a camera or a crowd, this results in 2nd Hand Embarrassment among watchers (commonly without the knowledge of the target), a malicious amusement among the requestors, and lowering the Target's standing in the eye of the public, the crowd, or in the hierarchy of their peers.

A Dog Show commonly happens as a way of bullying a person without their knowledge, who is clueless to this concept. The term came from Dog Shows, where dogs are ordered to do tricks, to entertain an audience.
Actor 1: "Hey Brad! Can you do a little dance for me? These girls over here would be OVERJOYED to see you bust some moves... I heard that you were a great dancer!"

Actor 2: "Yeah haha! Come on it would really make me have a crush on you if you did!"

Target: "Oh haha. O-okay..." *dances awkwardly*

-In the near distance-

Actor 4: "Those upperclassmen are making a Dog Show out of that poor kid again. Should we do something?"

Actor 5: "Nah. He should've learned to avoid it after he got his left leg sprained from failing a Cartwheel."
by JhaelQ14 May 14, 2022
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Dogs

“Put your dogs away
-put your feet away
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dan the dog

A feral beast who has a fear of wearing shoes. Quite often gets fleas
There goes Dan the dog. What an animal
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Dog next door

The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.

But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
He's the dog that lives next door.
He's the dog next door.
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In World of Tanks Blitz:

Mostly used by APAC (Asia Pacific) region players to describe bad/skill issue. Found in chat when the player gets salty/dies first, especially light tanks. Normally used by players that do not know much English and has limited vocabulary. Must not be confused with the kind nature of actual dogs, as the dog here does not refer to a compliment.
Decent English - That Grille 15 was a complete useless dog, camped and did 0 damage wtf.

Not very decent English - Grille 15 useless dog.

Poor English - Grille 15 dog uninstall nub camper.
by denothedaddy May 17, 2022
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dogs

"Ew, he has his dogs out and they stink."
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Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas
Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!
by RD_ May 18, 2022
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