Ke$ha Face

When one has a dirty face like the pop singer Ke$ha.

Damn!, that girl has a Ke$ha Face.

by SuperAug May 13, 2011

Bitch face

when a person(s) is being a bitch face and will not proceed to have a positive attitude.

Jessica was being a real bitch face in class today, I wanted to fight her.

by Iloveshawnmendes1234 September 3, 2018

Smiley Face

Something so charmingly beautiful you can perform oral sex to it.

"When I draw a simple smiley face, it's adorable. Look at it. So cute I can stick my penis in its mouth."
- Ralph Sepe

by Anony. Res June 28, 2023

chew your face off

get fucked and smoke weed

lets chew your face off tonight boys

by ireallyreallydontknowwhatimdoi June 13, 2014

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Face card

When someone is objectively beautiful and the rest of us peasants are subjectively beautiful.

Eg: This actress is so hot she not only has a face card but a face economy.

by Dephazz85 March 10, 2024

Moot Face

When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.

Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.

by Kappacc November 23, 2019