shit-swabbing

two of the greatest, non-sexual, feelings in the world are a) when you have to shit really bad and you finally relieve yourself. And, b) when you clean your ears out with a cotton swab. when you do the two things together, it is the most amazing feeling!

Dude, I'm totally shit-swabbing on the toilet right now. :)

by Nicolettefob June 5, 2010

shit box

A way of describing something you don,t like or when something bad that has happened.

Mick; Hey luke, how was your meal?
Luke; Shit box!

"Shit box!!!!" Said Mick after kicking his toe on his neighbors fence.

by Yukudufukuda August 4, 2006

shit-hurl

1.) The shit that comes right after eating your own vomit.

2.) Shit that smells so bad and sour, you swear it contained up-chuck from regurgitated cud.

When Max shit-hurled, it smelled so bad that it ran us out of the art department.

by Consgray Foreskin September 12, 2008

shit ass no

its like a double no..

not just no but shit ass no

by sloanster October 22, 2006

shit sheet

one of those bland papers your teacher lets you grade- "real papers written by real students" even though you know it was written in an overly obvious way by a 40 man who works for the government. then she tells you graded it the wrong way.

jesus christ!! i had to grade 17 fucking shit sheet's tosay!!

by mitchel parker July 9, 2007

SHIT BAGGER

A term refered to shitty ass drummers who have trouble getting accepted to Berklee college of music

Austin is such a shit bagger he cant even keep a steady 4/4 rythem while laying down a nice easy 6 on the floor, What an Idiot!

by jammal July 19, 2007

shit shaft

What your dick is after you fuck someone up the ass.

After I fucked that breezy's ass, i had a shit shaft!

by chester mclovin January 27, 2008