fizzy pop cock glock

When you give your partner an enema with classic coke and then wrap your c**k with a fruit roll-up and pop rocks, then jam an entire pack of mentos into their a**. Then proceed to have a**l s*x with them until you either buss or are forced out at mach f**k from their a** that has now become a legal weapon

"I gave my girl a fizzy pop cock glock last night and now the bed sheets, walls, and my self esteem are soaked with coke".

by Subaluwa October 22, 2025

Kakashi cock

Something that would sound even better if might guy said it

Hey lee have you heard of kakashi cock it’s all the rage in this town.

by Yodad65 February 3, 2021

Cock Rider

Another name for Chicken Jockey. To be specific a jockey that rides a male chicken.

That’s not just a chicken jockey. That’s a cock rider!

by Aslkmnqw May 8, 2025

Fat Juicy Cock

What Haven keeps in her pants at night

"Oh my god, did you hear about Haven's girthy, 85 inch fat juicy cock that sprouts and spreads across her entire room?"
"No, but I'd love to see"

by Rumpy Pumpy BUMPY September 11, 2021

Cock rub

Noun. The act of rubbing ones peepee. Like a handjob... but way better.

Yea so last night was awesome; Kelly game me an over the pants cock rub.

by Johnny Cockboy October 24, 2017

cock

eat cock like a man dick. dick = that dangling thing between men fine ass legs. bricked up

Man: "my cock bricked up bro"
Men: "lemme sux it daddy"

by neiahhahaisdjsad October 25, 2023

Cock of the month

Marc

Hi cock of the month Marc

by karma5 March 28, 2023