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Work Dick

Hot sex you get from a co-worker, supervisor or subordinate .
Have you seen Leah this morning ?

She’s running late. She hooked up with Ryan from accounting last night.

Damn, girls getting her some fine work dick. Hope her man doesn’t find out .
by Lostinthewoods78 June 17, 2021
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grill work

Shut up before I realign your grill work !
by Big Foot Hammer December 13, 2019
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Working Lazy

It's when you have some work to do so you get your friend to help you so you say you need to get something inside and instead of getting what you "needed" you watch TV or something you would rather be doing. So you don't come back until the work is done or almost done.
Person 1: Awww!!!! I have so much work to do out here! Oh I know, I'll call a friend! (Calling his friend...)

Person 2: Hello?

Person 1: Hey can you come over to my place and help me get some work done faster? There's alot to do by myself.

Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll be right over!

Meanwhile....

Person 2: Whoa there is alot here let's get it done fast!

Person 1: Ok! Hey actually I need to get something inside, I'll be right back.

Person 2: Ok.

Meanwhile

Person 1: Ok I'm back!

Person 2: Where were you? I got the job nearly done already!

Person 1: Yeah... About that there was a awesome movie on and I wanted to see it.

Person 2: You were Working Lazy and made me do everything!

Person 1: I didn't make you work you did it yourself!

Person 2: Whatever... This friendship is over!

Person 1: (As long I don't have to work my life is good!)
by CaptainJefe February 18, 2010
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work art

1. art created with typical/work office supplies
2. art created at work. work referring to a non-art related job
3. art created in the spirit of "screw work"
Titled For The Birds, the large pigeon made of sticky notes, white out and highlighter was a good example of modern work art.
by Tee Vee May 9, 2013
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offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.
I am, offsite working today.
by itbchrissy November 8, 2017
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working closely

A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."
FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.
by whitekarp December 23, 2020
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Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.
Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.
by cpetkunas February 20, 2023
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